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It looked so shiny
An advertising career
Alas, it was rust
Pitch time is crazy
How’d it go? It went so well!
Guess we must have lost.
A glamorous life
But only on the outside
Inside it's despair
One of those haiku generators just gave me this, which I found a little on the nose: Icey wintertime /
A free, advertising run /
betrayed by the joy
Here's the golden rule
After you hang up the phone
Check for dial tone
My portfolio
Behold its magnificence
Haha just kidding
Meeting bagels left?
Run for f*ck’s sake run quickly!
All gone, I hate the interns.
1. Not 5-7-5.
2. They were delicious, thank you.
“Boy, that pitch was fun!”
Said the beloved GCD
Who went home at 6
“Beloved GCD who goes home at 6” is my dream job
YAY Storytelling
It only takes 6 seconds
Hope you like Kool-Aid!
Young cheap creative
Decades late nights honing craft
Forty-five too old
"conference phones"
we've been to the moon,
sent cars into space, and yet
i still can't hear you
Burger King. K F
C what I did here? Not me
I make banner ads
Maybe one day soon
I can stop stocking the beers
And start drinking them
“Triple bid” isn’t
“Bid six companies but then
award to in-house."
You available?
I am! Thanks for reaching out.
RGA: crickets
Omg same 3 times in 2 months lol
Saving world problems
Is the story Lions tell
So sharks dream easy
I don’t work that hard
But think I deserve it all
Shut up and learn code
Don't even bother
Coming in Sunday if you're
Not here Saturday
Tired, overworked
A catered meeting ends, then
The vultures descend
My mom always asks
What I do for a living.
How do I explain?
Aerosmith’s “Cryin’”
On 31st floor bathroom
radio. Great song
Underrated
“It must be bigger”
I hoped it was the budget
... it was the logo
Just make it bigger,
Said the account manager.
Oh for fucks sake guys!