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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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Would you still be considered for a position even if you were honest with the recruiter saying that you just accepted another offer, but were ADAMANT about 100% telling the company to F off if you

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Planning on leaving B4 for a competitor. If that is so, and they make it my last day, do i still get paid for the 2 weeks afterward?

EY recruitment process - all interviews done, last hurdle independence check done. What is the typical time to offer decision? How would you assess the HR approval process to get a bc approved?

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Interviewed for a role and after speaking with the manager for it, I’m not that interested anymore solely on the manager alone. How do I message the recruiter (the manager too?) that I’m no longer interested but don’t necessarily want to cut ties with the company in case there are better roles in the future? BTW I’m happy in my current role now, was just curious about the company.

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Experience with lateral move or taking step to “smaller” role to achieve work- life-balance

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<Vent>: When you finally get the business to break even after a multi year startup cycle, only to have a water sprinkler 🚿 main break and insurance company won’t cover it due to act of god, and 2 days later one of the vehicles is almost - but not completely - totaled by an errant deer. 🦌

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Anyone ever used a ride share app that employs women only? Really wish it was an option to choose gender on Uber... especially for late night rides

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Any Gemini referral? Will be creating an account now

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EB3, I-485 filed at the end of Oct 2020, did my biometrics in mid March 2021. Anyone with similar timeline has received their EAD card or has gotten the notice for medical examination?

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Creatives, when did the fetishization of proactive ideas start? Nothing wrong with a sweet proactive idea. But these days, feels like every agency I talk to 100% expects them, and wants to hear that you're all about them as early on as the first interview. When did this start? To me, this implies that the agency expects you to abuse yourself, on your own time, to come up with ideas that will rarely get made. Is this the norm for you?

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NDA’s are bullshit. I get if you’ve got work that’s confidential etc etc. (but how many of us are designing the new laser beam eye implants for iPhone?) But mostly they are just used to force people not to talk shit about things they absolutely should be talking shit about. Think how successfully they’ve been used over the years to silence women who were paid off after suffering abuse. Or you’re forced to sign them to get severance packages. It’s just one more myriad of ways workers get F’d.

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Wonder what the discrepancy in salary was between these sexual predators and their prey... #timesup

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