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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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“My 1-year-old would look so great in a smart little pantsuit.” // “Those thighs, and that linen? *Sigh.*”

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How many have firms have you worked at so far? Include your age.

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If you accept offer with JPM and later reject because of a international mobility opportunity with another organisation. Will JP blacklist for rejecting the offer ? Also will JP try to give better compensation and mobility? If yes, how soon can they give the mobility?

In otter news……

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Any tips on salary ranges for Sr Product Designer roles at Series A-ish orgs? I’m in a different region than the companies I’m targeting. Ex. living in the Midwest and targeting Austin, SF, etc I have 10 years total design experience with 2 years specifically in tech.

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How do you breakdown bad news to clients?

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I know a lot of you say you call your A clients monthly....1. Do they want to talk to you monthly? (I don't like feeling like I'm a bother) 2. what the hell do you talk about every month?

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how my sugar daddies doing? 🥰😘♥️🤭😈

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Right cause + wrong platform?

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Does anyone have experience with Edelman's Business Marketing unit? It looks like it was launched 2 years ago and is relatively small. Curious if salary at the AS/SAS/VP-levels would be lower than Edelman's other, more established business units.

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what does this mean,??? mentioned in my offer letter

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I'll relocate to Mexico where I'll need to find a job. I don't want to teach or be in a school - I want to be in a network of education researchers and writers. How can I get into that industry?

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Hi all - I am looking to move into the world of brand strategy consulting (KPMG has customer consulting division but brand and marketing aren't that strong. Also KPMG UK is the only one of big 4 that has not bought an agency!!). Wanted to hear some advice on the options: go to a boutique (like Lippincott, Prophet) or brand agency? The salary cut for agency is huge though. Are there other options?

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What do you desire?

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Hello Folks, Any tips on how to get hired by Rubrik as a FrontEnd developer(ReactJs) with 3 YOE? also I would appreciate a like to unlock messaging. Thank you!

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If my flights aren’t like this then I don’t want to be on the plane

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The squad planning to be onsite next month.

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