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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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Hey NY fish, I’m interviewing for a consulting position in NYC. I have 10 YOE in business consulting and I’m wondering what salary range should I be aiming for?

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Looking for mentors in FAANG, MBB, and other Big 4. DM me please. 😀😀

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Sick of getting ideas shot down because I'm young! I'm the goddamn market, I speak the language of social media vs the older creatives who are like, "Hey what's with this forward/rev gif thing? Its cute. Let's use that."

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Delta just matched my status. So long United!!

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Should I fly home to be with parents? Project has me WFH and have a better support system there than where I currently am. I have a N95 mask, gloves, and PreCheck and I am in my 20s if that matters.

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NYC UI: I applied 3/9 and claimed weekly benefits every week while pending. My claim was approved 5/13 (with a crazy low of $182/wk). The NY Labor system now says I haven’t claimed my weekly benefits since I applied. Beyond frustrating.

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How do I convince the HR at HCL to allocate me to Pune office, when the interview was for Bengaluru location? I'm currently working here at Pune and post switch dont want to move out. Pls help!

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What does your law firm do for annual holiday gifts? Gift basket, wreath, cookies?

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Anyone have a boxed mattress recommendation or referral?

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Anyone willing to do a campus referral? I'm interested in joining management consulting but come from a non target in NYC.

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Anyone in NYC have rec for cheap car insurance? I'm paying close to 800/month for my two cars.

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Planning to move to a EU country around summer 2021. Anyone who is a non-EU citizen got a consultancy job in EU countries can share your experiences. 1. How long it took to find a job ? 2. In what practice you got offered a job for ? (Such as technology or risk or IT etc) 3. Did you get offered a job by boutique consultancy companies or sticked with Big4 and MBB ? 4. How was the attitude of HR to you considering the fact that you were a non-EU candidate ? 5. What would be your hints to share ?

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Anyone else have a manager that does not know how to take a vacation? I don't know what's more annoying. Them asking the team to update them every other moment with things that are super low...

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ACN what's your culture like?

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Has anyone seen the Walmart spot where the mom buys new pacifiers and sippy cups every time the baby drops them on the floor or the dog gets one? Clearly no actual parents on that team...

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Who else gets anxious when they hear the teams/Skype/slack ringtone now?

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Is it typical to have to return to a new project after taking parental leave?

What are some exit opportunities people have seen for people at Senior Manager doing Banking Strategy? Is there a difference in the exit at Manager vs SM?

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