{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5", "post_id": "5cb5221b41c2fa001cdf67dc", "reply_count": 174, "vote_count": 70, "bowl_id": "5565cfca8b2b9a03009acf57", "bowl_name": "Advertising" }

Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

likefunnyhelpful
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at
Highlighted IconHIGHLIGHTED

Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

likefunny

You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

likefunny
Recent IconRecent

A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

likefunnyuplifting

Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

likefunny

Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

likefunny

A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

likesmartupliftinghelpful

Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

likefunnyuplifting

Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

likefunny

RIP lol

funnylike

Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

likefunnyhelpful

This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

likefunnyupliftingsmart

At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

likefunny

Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

likefunny

😂😩🥊

like

Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

likefunny

Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

likefunny

These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

likefunny

We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

likefunnysmart

Genius haiku! You have my vote

like

Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

likefunny

Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

like

Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

likefunnyhelpful

I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

likefunny

“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

likefunny

Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

likefunnyuplifting

This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

like

Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

likefunny

Additional Posts

How's the security line at Dfw terminal E?

like

Put in my two weeks notice at Accenture... haven't received any communication back from HR and my last day is tomorrow. No exit interview or laptop return scheduled. What's the typical process?

like

Is the only way to transfer spouses bonvoy points to my account by calling or can I do it online?

like

How's the culture and comp like at Point B?

like

Travel this week: CHS -> ATL -> AMS -> GVA -> ZUR -> AMS -> ATL -> CHS

like

If I want to apply to FDD is it worth waiting till my promotion goes into effect in July (promo to S1)? I’ve heard the job market is really good and am afraid of missing out.

like

Hi Fishes, I have cleared Qualcomm interview and had initial conversation with HR where she mentioned the CTC I’ll get and HR also sent some stupid form to “Justify” around 10-15 points on team work, motivation and other bs. I asked the HR for a call so we can negotiate CTC and didn’t hear back from her. Been more than a week. Is this much delay normal in Qualcomm? Should I keep waiting or did I get ghosted by HR?

like

Gibson Dunn: What are people’s thoughts on the quality of work, firm culture, diversity, and career opportunities?

like

Anyone have insight into Simon-Kucher & Partners vs. Kx Advisors for a summer internship?

like

If you’re interviewing for a role with the title of “Business Analyst”, but you have an MBA from a top school, do you get the salary/title of an associate once you’re hired?

like

Day 3,459 of WFH.

Post Photo
likefunny

Clt happy hour?

like

Anyone on an “agile SAP” project? Are folks really using the agile SAP piece or is that just a way to use the word sprint in front of the client?skeptical and would like some add’l unscientific data.

Have you ever received an email from a client that seemed outrageously long? I was curious how much time they spent on this email so I threw it into Google Docs to discover this email is 27 pages and 3,500 words long...I mean kudos to you dude, but I’m still not responding until tomorrow 😇

like

What are some good exit opportunities from consulting? When to cash it in?

likefunny

I don't tip delivery drivers!

likefunnysmart

I recently went through an interview process for an investment banking role at a well respected mid market bank. I had two rounds of interviews, and the second round was with two VPs. All interviews went very well - conversation was great, and I got enthusiastic verbal feedback during and at the conclusion of each interview. It’s been three weeks and I have heard nothing, even after 2 follow ups to HR. I saw on LinkedIn they hired 2 people. I assume I got rejected - thoughts? What do I do next?

like

Anyone willing to do a campus referral? I'm interested in joining management consulting but come from a non target in NYC.

like

Two down, two to go for my CPA's... Is there ever a situation where my scores matter? Or is the only thing that matters passing? Feeling like I can slack more with a 94 and 90 under my belt...

like

Does anyone else have crippling pre-review anxiety? I am usually chill but reviews kill me for weeks in advance. I fluctuate from optimism to certainty I will be fired & look for clues everywhere.

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
Download Fishbowl to see what others are saying
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the Fishbowl app

Get realtime notifications and see
what's happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

{ "isSet": true, "allowed": true }

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal