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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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Gov. Newsom just mandated Covid vaccines for all K—12 students. What do u think?

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My age: 42, Spouse: 53. Spouse retired. Current real estate value - $6 M (Net after loans is $4.5 M) Combined 401K/IRA accts = $1.9 M Liquid/short term assets: $250K.  Net Monthly income from rents $10K Monthly expenses $14K. $4K shortfall after rents Estimated future income: Spousal 401K draw in 6 yr (~$5K/mo) Spousal pension in 9 yr ($5K/mo) My MD pension - 9 yrs to vest, 16 yrs to draw- ~$5K/mo My 401k draw - 17 yrs - $5K/mo Options: Retire in 6 years, 9 years or earlier. Thoughts?

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Advice please: I’m currently engagement manager at a boutique consulting house with a niche focus on life insurance, I have 6 YOE post MBA. I have two offers and feel pulled: 1. BCG but at consultant position and 2. Life insurance strategy team for a large global bank as senior engagement manager. Which one do I take?

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If you have just 1 day to prepare for an interview (LMM firm in healthcare/life sciences), how would you prepare? Reasonably comfortable with an LBO model but have not prepared at all for the whole process.

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Anyone know if Deloitte is hiring FDD seniors right now?

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How much is the starting salary for a SM at PwC Cybersecurity? NY based. Thank you in advance!

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I took advantage of Verizon’s Black Friday deals and got myself the new iPhone yesterday. I’m AMAZED by all the neat things it can do. One of my favorites is that you can grab text from a picture and have it read aloud. This would be so helpful for my students with vision needs and those with reading disabilities. When do we think we’ll actually see this technology in the classroom? Can’t very well put “iPhone” on a students assistive tech section of their IEP 😂

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How good is SAP Consulting practice in KPMG Global Services comapared to WITCH and other big 4 firms?

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Eeek just got an interview Thursday and found out it’s going to be a case interview. Haven’t done one in like three years. Suggestions for quick refreshers?

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For those that joined consulting post-undergrad (“analyst” roles), how much of your post-tax income do you save? I’ve heard 20-30% of post-tax income per mo (so excl. year end bonus) is good in SF/NY

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Did anyone else starts out as an Instructional/Teaching Assistant/Paraprofessional before getting their own classroom? I was an IA last year & if I don’t get my own classroom this year I’ll be a Para

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Any book recommendations for philosophy, psychology, and business? Or any book you read last year changed your values? Going to fly international, gonna read it on flight. 😍

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Any fish have experience with healthcare investment banking? Few questions and would love 2 pick ur brain

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How is PTO payout calculated?

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Any possibility that this new variant will delay back to office in the U.S.? My San Francisco firm wants us back in January. What does everyone think?

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For those of you who are early risers, what are some of your tricks for getting out of bed early? I hate feeling rushed in the morning because I feel like it transfers over to my classroom.

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Anyone know the secret in getting an interview at McKinsey? I know potential hires typically get noticed at Deloitte through referrals and direct emails to the recruiter, but what about McKinsey? Are the applications online a black hole as well? I know an incredibly smart TS SCI Full Scope Poly professional and I think they would be incredible at McKinsey but not sure how to advise them. Any tips?

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Holiday season has me hitting a creative wall ⚠️. Any suggestions for getting the juices flowing again?

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Good day all! I am seeking successful female attorneys ~ those who've paved their own paths ~ to tell their stories, of what’s possible, to inspire other females ~ those who want to bail on big law, grow their own law practices, focus on a family, or even seek something... well... totally different for her career...for my podcast. The podcast is conversational, not formal interview style. DM if you have a story to tell, or if you know someone who does!

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What has your company said regarding the Omicron variant of COVID? Any adjustments to in-office policies?

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