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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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Simple question hopefully.. do you prescribe albuterol or duonebs for stable outpatient covid patients?

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Celebrating a zoom birthday tonight with some brown-drink friends. Second-to-last friend to have a COVID birthday. Can’t wait until we can celebrate in person again with some really special bottles to make up for lost time.

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Looking to buy 50k Marriot points, anyone looking to offload some?

If I’ve been asked to take a drug screen after I’ve already been confirmed and have used Marijuana in the last several days, will the client even care if it’s just some pot?

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Recent graduate interning at a WPP agency in NYC. How much should I be negotiating for full-time? Glassdoor says average JR AD salary for NYC is $58k but my agency’s average salary is lower. Thxs

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Anyone take CISM? Similar difficulty to CISA?

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Which big 4 pays the most for cyber experienced consultants?

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Seeing S& “Experienced Associate” job posting on LinkedIn with salary estimate of 59k-87k. How off is LinkedIn? What could one reasonably expect? 2YOE at ACN Strat, expecting promo to Consultant in a few weeks

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Does anyone have any experience with BCG Platinion Risk Consultant case study interviews? This is my first time doing a case study interview and I'm currently trying to prepare, but most case studies I have found online are more in management consulting. Thanks!

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Tips for lateral negotiation? Does the recruiter typically do it for you or are you expected to negotiate on your own. Not trying to negotiate salary (market) but other things.

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Does anyone know if Accenture sponsors visa? Most of their posts say they do not.

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Little overwhelmed at the moment and want to use passive investment. What is the closest thing to robo advisors like Wealthfront and Betterment, that we are allowed to use with the Independence related restrictions in B4? TIA

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Folks, I had to cancel a one night hotel reservation at the last minute and was hit by one night penalty. Do I still get the credit for a one night stay - points and credit towards status?

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Which Big 4 has the least layoffs right now on the West Coast? If so, why? More clients, hired just enough, realistic goals, etc...?

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How’s the EY tech consulting interviews like? Any tips? Thanks y’all

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Can you trade options while working at MBB?

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Anyone know how comp works at Fenwick for partners (eg, lock step, eat what you kill, hybrid, etc) , and what first year partners there get paid (or the range if it’s not the same for everyone)? Same question for Gunderson.

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