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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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