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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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Curious story - We joke at home saying our white cat is “Cat-holic” 😇🙏 She may be in one of her hiding places, but as soon as she hears the opening prayers of the Rosary she comes out of wherever she’s been napping and jumps on our laps, and when we’re done, she’s gone again. True story!

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Does pwc reimburse for professional organization dues like NABA?

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Hey fish. Anyone out there have knowledge of pay range, growth opps, culture, WLB, general feedback etc at Optum Care? Thinking about looking into an Associate Director role and could use the guidance. Thanks!

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Just put in my 2 weeks!! Done with big 4.

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Since we’ve been remote since last year, I took the opportunity to travel nationally and get my job done. I was recently informed that I cannot work outside the MSA of the address (Chicago) mentioned in my H1B and hence just returned back to Chicago. However, I’m trying to figure out my Thanksgiving and Christmas plans, and would like to travel to another state and work from there for a couple weeks. Is there a maximum time period during which I can work outside of Chicago? Thank you.

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For ppl who are wfh, at what time do you change out of your pajamas?

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Applying for NYU One Year Tech MBA for May 2021 start. I’m currently making 120k. I can probably hit 200k in 5 years but I’m also 34. Is it worth it to get my MBA and pay 140k to work at MBB or FAANG?

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I just turned 30. This last year of my life, I had a laser focus of being more financially discipline and paying off my 20k+ debt (loans, credit card, etc). And with this paycheck hitting tomorrow I will finally be “out of the red.” I don’t usually make these type of posts, but seeing other success stories like this posted in FB inspired me. Hopefully this will inspire at least one of you.

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Hi. Anyone of sr.consultant (C5 ) designation here could share range of salary in TCS. YOE is 17+ Current salary is 32 LPA YOE 16. My promotion is pending next year. Need inputs to evaluate offer of 42 LPA vs next promotion

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What is it about law that glorifies morning people so much? I am NOT one and wfh has been so great for me in terms of being able to set my own schedule, but now that we’re starting to go back to the office I’ve noticed some pointed comments about people not being in by 8am. I bill as much (generally more) than other associates, so why does it matter if I start at 9 and work late?? I’m finding it hard to go back to the arbitrary-feeling 8am office start when I know I’m not going to be productive.

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Best holiday cocktail?

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For those of you familiar with AA flight credits- a few weeks ago, I booked tickets for an upcoming trip and paid out of pocket, not realizing I had a $200 flight credit from last year that I had totally forgotten about. The flight credit is about to expire. Is there any way to retroactively use this credit towards the ticket I already paid for?

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How annoying are people’s overly detailed WFH / “sick” explanation emails? I don’t care about the bad Mexican food you ate!

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MBB, and particularly Big 4 fish - How much of your time do you spend on internal marketing of your services, internal recruitment to your service line? None, Some, Much or Lot.

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Anyone familiar with EY Austin audit practice? Culture, client base, busy season hours etc?EY

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I’m an S1 and got an offer for an in-house VC fund accountant position. I have a background in both partnership and corporate tax, but have more partnership experience. Don’t know if should pursue this since I heard fund accounting can pigeonhole but I like the stability and bonus potential. Any thoughts?

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How are the benefits at Havas? Maternity leave, vacation etc?

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I recently changed jobs and my new 401K provider - Principal has very limited MF investment options. My prior employer’s 401K was managed by Fidelity and provided me access to a range of MF options. I believe that the fund options are negotiated by the employer and provider? Two questions. First - I have not rolled over my previous 401K to the new one. Would there be any problems. Second - is there a way I could move my current 401K to another (precious) provider?

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Amazon FLDP vs Gartner Consulting (post-MBA level). I am worried taking Amazon will close the door for consulting in the future. Amazon comp - 130k base + 80k sign-on bonus (~45k first year, ~35k second year) + 100k RSU (4 year vest). Gartner - 125k base + 15K EOY Bonus + 10k sign-on bonus. Do I pass on my hopes for consulting and chase the money?

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How beneficial is to work with Infosys on third party pay roll from omnes it I don't exactly recall them . Though interview was conducted by Infosys person only I have two year of experience in Java CCtc : 4.4 Third party giving : 8.7 Is it legit Please help

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