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It looked so shiny
An advertising career
Alas, it was rust

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Pitch time is crazy
How’d it go? It went so well!
Guess we must have lost.

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A glamorous life
But only on the outside
Inside it's despair

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A conference call
Connectivity issues
Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets.
Seriously, do them now.
Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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Vision of TV.
Famous spots on the big screen.
Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good,
CEO sends an email:
“Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now
just want experiences
not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea
That the white boy spoke out loud
After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out
They set up a time to talk
But we never talk

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Creative minds churn
To stir the soul and inspire
"Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes
I’ll know it when I see it
K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art
Made some commercials instead
Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go.
And we’re letting you go too.
And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!”
I have trained for this moment.
Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art.
Selling things people don’t need.
Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work
Work work work work work work work
Work work work work sleep

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I really like it
I really, really like it
And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool"
“Thanks I worked SO hard for it”
“We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass
Skittles calm the rage inside
Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art
Production starts, here we go!
Their boss never saw.

Shit.

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Gave my two weeks notice and literally was told straight up to not charge any time on my engagement. I obviously don’t care about utilization but y’all this place is crazy

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Which firms are actively pursuing work in Pakistan these days? I am aware of McKinsey but who else?

This is pretty vague, but what are some formatting tips n tricks for a model? I know the basics (like color code) but borders, titles, font, tables always look weird and I have no idea how to start

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NY Junior producer salaries? Sitting at $52K right now, wondering if I could expect more moving somewhere else.

hey folks, I am going to join Oracle ossi in Hyderabad location. I have never been to Hyderabad, and will be relocating. Please guide on what would be good areas to look for rent. Also, what would be rent like for 2/3 bhk. Ideally my budget for rent would be <25k. Initially I will be going but in future my family will join me once I am settled. Any points to note or any other gotcha to keep in mind ? Please suggest.

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Not that this’ll be relevant for a little while, but… how is the culture at the Boston office?
Coming over from Accenture, where the Boston office is considered pretty fun, young culture, chatty, etc.

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Really want to unsubscribe to Cuddly, but seeing all the unfortunate animals just breaks my heart. I don’t make a lot but don’t mind giving; it’s starting to get a little out of control though. Remain subscribed? Unsubscribe to those emails?

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My plan is to transition to Part-time or PRN (once weekly) to spend time with my baby before he’s no longer a baby anymore. I’ve had excellent childcare right now from my mom from 3 months to now-9 months of age. Now that my babe is getting older and learning so much right now I want to be present more for his neurodevelopment. My trouble is… I love the income I make full-time… What age was your child when you went part-time or stay at home? And why?

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i just had sex with my wife after like 11 months (reason for the gap: pregnancy+new baby).

And. It. Was. Life-affirming.

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I missed a deadline of a mandatory training and now am full of anxiety that there will be some disciplinary action during year end review. What exactly will happen?

It is written zero tolerance in the goal sheet😥

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Looking to join McKinsey or BCG as an experienced hire in a generalist role. Any advice on case prep resources, and how long to prepare? Seems like Case in Point is the best place to start. Rocketblocks and MyConsultingCoach also look useful, and then using MBA case books for practice. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated!

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Does anyone know where I can find a Balenciaga classic city bag new? (Not used and not the “neo” styles)

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How do you deal with customer complaints about rising prices of product?

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Just graduated! And I got an offer from TikTok for $44K. Does it sound low?

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Has anyone heard if United is extending status for Gold to 2022?

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Has anyone ever filed a discrimination claim against their place of work?

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What is the best/quickest way to get laid off? Asking for a friend.

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My cousin is looking for an internship in the GA area. UGA senior. He'd be an account person. Let me know if anything is available 🙏🏼

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Saw a guy today with his laptop in his pants... WHO ARE YOU

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Can anyone explain that thing where someone does a call with their phone on speaker, but it’s just them on the call? Just them shouting at their phone that’s 2 feet away? In an open floor plan office?

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I'm getting ready to travel to my first client presentation and I have no idea what to wear. Any suggestions on what to wear for a guy?

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No emojis in emails, please.

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Redid my resume in May and was getting bunches of interviews and recruiter calls. I’m still applying to similar roles, but now no one is interested. What’s the deal? What should I be doing better?

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How do we feel about JOAN?

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Does any one here work in publishing but on the marketing side? Either for a book publishing company or even magazine publishing? Really interested with how that works and if it’s an area I would be interested in exploring for job opportunities.

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What is your agency’s maternity or paternity leave policy?

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Anyone know the severance at their agency? Curious what people experienced with lay offs - could be coming and want to be prepared

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Wheereee are all the ad agencies for ShowUsYourLeave on LinkedIn👀. Haven’t seen a single one post their dismal benefits yet….

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In this current advertising climate, if I get a freelance gig in pharma, I’ll be extremely grateful. Am I the only one who feels this way?

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How and why did you switch to freelance?

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Someone please let me in on what’s going on with pharmaceutical advertising. Why is it the dumbest, most juvenile shit on television? It’s all horrible. My guess is you guys are getting paid a lot to work with a bunch of know it all, god complex doctors. So you compete to see who can create the biggest pile of shit on tv. Kind of the opposite of the One Show I guess. Please share because I cannot fathom how the dry eyes, eye drop commercial I just saw even got presented to a client.

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Accepted job offer- contingent on a background check. Should I wait till the check is complete before giving notice?

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What happens when you get laid off? Do you get to stay until the end of the day? Do you say goodbye to people or try to leave without anyone noticing?

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Looking for a new head phones/ earphone for running/work/travel.... any suggestions?

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