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All the lions 🙌
No lies detected.
Where is the lie
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What's the deal with BBDO LA?
New to Fishbowl?
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
It looked so shiny
An advertising career
Alas, it was rust
Pitch time is crazy
How’d it go? It went so well!
Guess we must have lost.
A glamorous life
But only on the outside
Inside it's despair
A conference call
Connectivity issues
Let’s regroup offline
Please do your timesheets.
Seriously, do them now.
Timesheets. Now. Timesheets
Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃
Vision of TV.
Famous spots on the big screen.
Wrong turn. Excel hell.
Just when things seem good,
CEO sends an email:
“Publicis bought us.”
RIP lol
Millennials now
just want experiences
not things. Love, Planner
This is good. Please don’t stop.
What a great idea
That the white boy spoke out loud
After I said it
At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾
Recruiters reach out
They set up a time to talk
But we never talk
Creative minds churn
To stir the soul and inspire
"Buy one, get one free”
😂😩🥊
Noisily he goes
I’ll know it when I see it
K whatever dude
Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.
These are old already. Did you pick the winners?
Wanted to do art
Made some commercials instead
Money! whoops I’m fucked.
We’re letting you go.
And we’re letting you go too.
And you, you, and you
Genius haiku! You have my vote
Client says “Viral!”
I have trained for this moment.
Surprise and delight.
Maybe it’s an art.
Selling things people don’t need.
Makes a big ego
Work work work work work
Work work work work work work work
Work work work work sleep
I really like it
I really, really like it
And now I hate it
“Your job is so cool"
“Thanks I worked SO hard for it”
“We’re letting you go"
Safe behind the glass
Skittles calm the rage inside
Focus groups are dumb
This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!
Client approves art
Production starts, here we go!
Their boss never saw.
Shit.