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Drop your best Haiku about life working in Advertising. Remember the old rule: 5-7-5

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Passionate as fuck. But today this project sucks. Go scroll instagram. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You’ve finished your work! Do your coworker’s work too? Thanks, have a great night!

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A conference call Connectivity issues Let’s regroup offline

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Please do your timesheets. Seriously, do them now. Timesheets. Now. Timesheets

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Oh man. I get this haiku about once a week 🙃

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A glamorous life But only on the outside Inside it's despair

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Vision of TV. Famous spots on the big screen. Wrong turn. Excel hell.

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Just when things seem good, CEO sends an email: “Publicis bought us.”

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RIP lol

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Millennials now just want experiences not things. Love, Planner

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This is good. Please don’t stop.

What a great idea That the white boy spoke out loud After I said it

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At least twice a week. I am not alone. 😂🙏🏾

Recruiters reach out They set up a time to talk But we never talk

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Creative minds churn To stir the soul and inspire "Buy one, get one free”

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😂😩🥊

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Noisily he goes I’ll know it when I see it K whatever dude

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Best Haiku gets featured on R/GA's Twitter account.

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These are old already. Did you pick the winners?

Wanted to do art Made some commercials instead Money! whoops I’m fucked.

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We’re letting you go. And we’re letting you go too. And you, you, and you

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Genius haiku! You have my vote

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Client says “Viral!” I have trained for this moment. Surprise and delight.

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Maybe it’s an art. Selling things people don’t need. Makes a big ego

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Work work work work work Work work work work work work work Work work work work sleep

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I really like it I really, really like it And now I hate it

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“Your job is so cool" “Thanks I worked SO hard for it” “We’re letting you go"

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Safe behind the glass Skittles calm the rage inside Focus groups are dumb

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This is so right on!!! Congrats—I burst out laughing. Well done!!!

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Client approves art Production starts, here we go! Their boss never saw. Shit.

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Consultant role in Deloitte USI (F&EP Team) Vs KPMG Global Services (IT Advisory- EPM Team) Deloitte USI: 13L + 4L JB KPMG KGS: 17L + 1L JB YoE: 4.5 Which one will be the better choice In terms of: 1. Professional growth 2. WLB 3. Type of work (back-end/client-facing) 4. Bonus and Increments 5. Any other relevant factors Please share your experiences?

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If you work in PA, what do you do on a Saturday afternoon?

Future EY FSO employee here, SC2. Can someone fill me in? What does hike % mean? is that an annual increase in salary? been seeing 12%-25% in the threads and i dont know what to expect. Thanks!

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Offer eval: 1. Product manager at Citi in payments - $105 base + 10% bonus + hybrid 3x in office 2. Product ops & business analysis manager at Morningstar in research - expecting $98 base + 15% bonus + potentially 2x in office 3. Product manager at Telus Health - expecting $120 base + 10% bonus + remote Current: unemployed. 6 yoe financial services consulting. Looking to exit to ecomm/tech/consumer product.

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Have any one had a prior experience as an HOA Attorney? I am in the final interview process with an HOA focused law firm and I wanted to know the Pros and Cons? Please any thoughts would be appreciated. That will be my first year associate job out of law school, if they will hire me.

Reminiscing about travelling. Random question: which hotel had the best toiletries? My fave has to be the Asprey ones from Ritz Carlton

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Can anyone speak about Coinbase? There’s a lot of postings for 10+ YOE but I’m curious how strict of a requirement that is.

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Can anyone provide a referral to PUBLICIS Group? Thank you!

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New to fishbowl so not sure if this is the right spot to post this, but hopefully it’s ok. I’m in the process of applying to product manager roles and have been receiving endless rejections, even with referrals. In the last two months I’ve applied to ~200 jobs and have received 70 rejections, 1 assessment invitation, and radio silence otherwise. I have 7 years of work experience, 5 years of PM experience at a startup, and I attended a top 10 university. Is this normal? Feeling discouraged.

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Hello hello, planning to apply for Venture X - anyone want to refer me and split the bonus?

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What did you buy?

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Just a discussion thread, but I feel like this is a good bowl to ask this. Does anyone else look at the vast majority of folks around you and think “damn, we are so over leveraged as a society?” Or am I just crazy?

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Hi Fishes, What is the default hike percentage in EY GDS and how much is promotion hike and yearly bonus? Do they give mid hike seperately as well?

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How is Salesforce practice in KPMG Global Services? Is it good to join KPMG GLOBAL SERVICES as Assistant Manager in Advisory as a part of Salesforce team?

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Fishes - What's your opinion on selling ESPP and vested RSUs. Should you sell it as soon as possible and index the proceeds or should you hold to qualify for LT cap gain and then sell.

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Hello all— is it still necessary to send thank you notes after interviews? Specifically at big tech companies.

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When the boys finally get called back into the office

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I am currently a biomedical engineer at @U.S. Food and Drug Administration with over two years of experience. I would like to hear everyone's experience navigating the GS increase (salary raise) as a government employee. Here are some questions for discussion. How long did it take you to be promoted to the next pay grade? What do you think contributed the most to that salary increase? If you transitioned into the private sector, what drove you to make this decision? Thanks!

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