Drugs at holiday parties. What’s the etiquette?

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Only if you work in pharma

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Share. Always.

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Bring enough for everyone, preferrably in suppository form.

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If your that guy, I’d at least wait for the after party

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Make sure you share.

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Weed - always. Hard stuff I wouldn’t. You don’t want to be jawing while talking to the head of your dept

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Being the guy who brings coke is never a good look. Save it for the after party, and even then keep it quiet

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This. The amount of gossip about the folks doing coke at the party is insane. And they tend to look like fools because most other folks are semi-sober. After party. And still subtle.

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Wait for someone in the C suite to break out the good stuff.

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The 80s are back!

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Uhm maybe if you work at GameStop then yes do drugs at your office party

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Cannabis is just like “medication” now, right?

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WELL you seem new here. #cokeatworkbadconcept

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Find your after-party crowd before the day of the party. Make sure you've all got your own bags. Give the coke fiend a different address for afters.

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Do them?

Save it for the after party and the funeral.

Use the vent in the cutting room

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