Drunkenly submitted my resume for job at google while massively delayed at airport 💁‍♀️ power move or Uber stupid? 😂

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I did my Google interviews while Uber high. I start in 3 weeks. You’ll be fine 🙂

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Asking for a friend A4?

Wow that’s soooooo crazy omg.

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A person is stuck at the airport and is bored. You won’t believe what happens next!!! Click here to find out.

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Def not a power move

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Wow how mad is this lad?

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There’s no recovering from this one

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I’m telling

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Not really a big deal...

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Well my sober applications to Google never get me a call back so maybe I should try the drunk approach?

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Sounds like liquid courage. En vino veritas?

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That’s how I ended up in consulting 🤨

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Huh?

Not stupid but not smart either

Why would this be stupid

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