Dumbest thing a staff 1 has done?

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Show up on day 1

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Fall asleep in the audit room in front of the partner

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I had an intern fall asleep during a client meeting while in the room with the client. He was supposed to be taking notes...

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Tax provision audit, they edited the provision prepared by the client to match the support file...

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Hot AF new associate wore see through leggings to the office. The following week the MPO set new dress code restrictions. Still kind of worth it fo dat ass. đź‘Ś

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One kid wore sweatpants to the client site.

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I fell asleep during a cpe. My body jolted itself awake. I ended up startling a few people around me so I think it was obvious that I fell asleep....

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As an intern, I started dozing off during a planning meeting (in front of partner and client, not a great look, still got the offer though)

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Walk into the PCAOB conference room and asking if they were done w lunch. Kid wanted free food 🤨

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Had a brand new staff ask an audit client if they had any open positions he could apply for the first week of fieldwork...needless to say that staff didn’t last long

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Pdf edit the XML

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Ask the mailroom for a box of tickmarks

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Had a guy doodle on client docs while they were sitting next to a client. Also was writing down shit like “this is dumb”, “just say yes”. As he was next to the client with the client walking him through AR testing.

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EY2-that person is who I want to be

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Ask if they should bring their computer on the first day on site.

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An intern put up a picture of her in a bikini as her Skype picture once...

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