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Dumbest thing you did as a new hire. 1, 2, 3, go...

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I started my career in audit. One of my first assignments was an inventory count for a paper company that owned acres and acres of forests.

Well, you “count” that by existing estimates for how many trees there in a small size plot and just extend it to the plot size.

On my first day, the team drove me to the forest, put a bright orange “do not mistake me for a deer” vest on me, mumbled something about hunting season being close but I should be fine in the daylight, gave me a can of spray paint and sent me off marching to count trees. Went on for about 15 mins. When I finally figure out it made no sense and turned around, they were all on the ground dying of laughter.

I have been trying to get back at them for the duration of my career; never could top that.

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E-mailed my EM saying I’m hesitant to travel because the flight tickets were $2k for my first week. He told me to give him a call and repeat what I e-mailed him. Of course there were 2 partners, an AP and 3 other colleagues in the room with the phone on speaker They had a hearty laugh.
I came from industry where $500 was too much for domestic air fare. Still cringe at some of those travel expenses 🙄

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1) Didn’t know how to print
2) Scheduled meetings at 3am due to carelessness
3) Falling asleep in client meetings from food coma

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Paid my corporate card with personal funds because I was scared of accruing interest before the firm paid the bill.

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I didn’t sign up for any loyalty programs hotel or flight my first year 😖

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Asked an older looking CLIENT if the baby picture on her desk was her grandbaby. I found out later through the admins that her previous job was at EY, and she moved to industry after having the baby. A couple of lessons learned. Don't let these big 4 firms steal your youth and make you look 60 when you're 40. And don't make specific relationship comments about kids; just say cute baby.

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I once re-introduced myself to my client after he grew a beard over Christmas break.

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Missed flight to work and took 6-hr uber there

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I misspelt and put “KPGM” in my signature block. I didn’t notice and no one else did or told me until about two years when I finally noticed. I still laugh about it and smh....

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Was charging one hour less per day than I should have been. For the whole first year at the firm.

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Accidentally walked into the men’s restroom on my first day. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Criticized senior leadership instead of keeping my mouth shut

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Got too drunk and shit my pants

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Fell asleep in a meeting in front of a partner who would eventually become the global CEO. Like full head bob falling asleep because I’d been taking redeyes every week and staying up crazy hours to finish the work

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Turned down the very first project offered to me. I had to personally answer to 3 senior folks. Thought I was done for it.

In hindsight, it worked out for the best since I love where I eventually ended up.

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I left my computer at the bar after a happy hour. My then manager (now practice lead) grabbed it for me but gave me sooo much shit about it. She still taunts me about it come distribution time

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Never remembered to attach the files to the emails 🤦‍♀️

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Kept my mouth shut when I wasn’t enjoying the work and realised it didn’t align with my career goals because I was too afraid to piss people off. Wasted 6 months that way. Then was told by partner that I should’ve spoken up earlier and he wouldn’t have minded Learnt a lesson for life

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Hooked up with someone more senior after the holiday party 🤦‍♀️

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Tried really hard to get a great end or year review only to end up getting peanuts for a raise and bonus

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