During annual appraisals:

HR: We can't give you a hike this season, but we are promoting you.

Me:

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Not many f1 fans here😂

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Sadly. :(

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me - i m such an idiot *for trusting appraisals*...sorry guys

manger - looks fine from here ... no worries ... *static* Lets discuss after...

me - no power , no control , no money...sitting duck here ... it's over ... i quit

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