During my first week at Accenture couple years back, us new joiners were put into teams to brainstorm and prioritize what we needed on the moon to survive. Someone on my team said we needed wood to start a fire 🔥 because the moon 🌙 is cold, and a flare gun 🔫 so people on earth could see us. She got upset when we ignored her. I found an exit op quickly after.

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What a long time to carry this disdain around.

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You left Accenture because of one person in a new joiner group?

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Good for you OP!

Yes this is a true story 🗑🔥

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My eyes and head hurts reading this ..

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She is not wrong. She just missed a few other needs above & beyond those items.

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Yikes

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But there’s no oxygen

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