Early in the office days one fine afternoon, i had the OMP join me for a elevator ride. Just me and him.
Chose to smile and stay quiet. On his way out he passed on a smile and said “keep an eye on your floor- you don’t want to miss it”
Well yea because i was stoned af and i guess he knew it 🙈

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Better than your OMP asking for one pull and then walking away with the whole thing while your were too scared to say anything.

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Was it AN or MS?

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Definitely sounds like MS if it's true

Oh, definitely MS!

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