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Easiest way to spot an intern. Go!

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Smile on their face.

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Sorry, not telling - you'll just have to stick out this summer.

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Wearing a tie

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Interns have a look of hope and opportunity on their face. Think of one tenured coworker that has that look and I'd be suprised.

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They seem to remind everyone that they go to Yale/Harvard/Dartmouth/Duke/Insert School Here. Like, ALL THE TIME.

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Asking for work

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Wearing flashy bags, belts, and shoes

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Asking if they can go home

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Intern went to a company volunteer event that ends at 12pm and while the other interns came back, he didn't

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Awful sartorial decisions

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I know we are shitting on them, but they do try really hard! So that's something

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Walking over when they should just call

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Whispering to you when they see you're on a call

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Fake tits.

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Talking in the elevator about how they're the last one home of their summer roommates

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^Classic way not to get the offer

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Gucci/Ferragamo belt.

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Random fuck ups in whatever file they worked in

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^classic rookie move

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