Eat cornflakes with Gatorade or Red bull by 10 in the morning.
Take two 5ml adrenaline injections and stab them directly in your chest and expunge it by noon 1.
Take ice tea and mix Red bull and Gatorade both in it by 4pm.

That's how the work gets done on a monday morning.

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