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People who train for yoga certificates are even more excruciating to be around than cross fitters.

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Heh heh devouring anatomy

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That means he can flex in yoga positions and give himself a youknowwhat

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The “knowledge available in India” bit certainly got me there

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These enthusiastic writers have filled the internet with garbage on every platform

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"Expect alot more content"

That's where you're wrong kiddo.

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Stopped reading after the 4th line

Great hashtag use. Just like the ancient Sanskrit texts

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Talk me off a ledge!!! I had an interview with one of the leading professional service firms that I won’t mention for an internal services Learning Manager role. (I’m a former employee from the consulting side) I had a first round interview, that from my perspective, I aced… I answered everything thoroughly, I was engaged with the interviewer…she stated my skills lined up perfectly with the role and that she wanted me to talk to her manager….15 min after the interview I get a no go email…ugh

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Hi,
I have been in my company for 9 years now.
First 5 years as IBM WTX developer and next 4 years as Informatica support engineer.
My basic skills are PL/sql, unix, ibm wtx, informatica
Secondary skills are AWS, IBM cast iron, Sap BO

My current ctc is 15.5
What can I expect if I jump now?

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"If you're not at the table- you're on the menu." My favorite quote about how decisions are made in
hospitals.

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Hi all! I’ve been in a torturous job hunt for 4 months- does anyone have leads on roles in Customer Success? I’m super open to industry and company size as long as they’re LGBTQ-friendly, and remote.

Any help would be so very appreciated.

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Looking for agencies in Amsterdam that would be willing to take in a juniorCW from the states.

I'll give everything I've got if you'll give me the chance.

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Apple Watch 8 or SE 2? Upgrading from a naked wrist.

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How is ServiceBerry Company ? has anyone worked in this company and can share the experience?

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Can anyone refer me for any position in Deloitte India . I did bcom honours and I am a fresher.

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Hey sharks ,
Help me with the following which to choose conduent , hexaware and KPMG. Kpmg is c2h

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Folks how do you go on about conducting research ? Just got hit with a 'pls fix' and it is a big one. I can't find the data anywhere and had to use old publications. Didn't have much time either. Cont

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It's my first time doing it.

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Does Tavisca offer stocks as a part of the ctc? If yes, then on which grade and how much and on which grade?

I was looking at when I'll be seeing any of my 401K, that's another 30 years away!!! Just dreading getting older... so caught up in day to day. can't imagine being as a 60 year old

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3 BR, 3.5 bath townhouse in West Loop with two car garage available for rent starting July 1.

How does this image make you feel?

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I love working at the bookstore and I'm proud to work with such a large group of people from different backgrounds. I'm really happy we're all here. But it probably isn't the best idea to get someone to reshelve books when they haven't been taught how to categorize them properly. It's like I spend most of the day following one of my coworkers around and discreetly fixing what he works on. He's a great guy, very personable, but wow is it frustrating.

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Hi Everyone,
My name is Maaz, currently working as a Data Scientist in Happiest Minds Technology. I wanted to let everyone know there are many vacancies in our company currently for experienced candidates. If anyone is interested share the below details to my whatsapp number (6362621241),

Name:
Job role:
Job role description:
Experience:
Resume:

For freshers there are currently no vacancies,once vacancies there I'll notify Thank you,

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Has anyone needed to be on blood thinners during their treatment? Found out I have Factor V Leiden from the genetic testing/bloodwork I did and the clinic referred me to a hematologist. He said I would need to use heparin throughout the process and for a month after egg retrieval while the estrogen levels come down. Just wondering how common that is & any thoughts/advice appreciated! (Also wondering if the heparin costs would be covered by insurance if the rest is out of pocket)

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Got ourselves a winner, folks.

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Honestly I have no words for this one, enjoy!

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Imagine your work ID inspiring this level of rhapsodic praise. It’s an effing key card.

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Let’s actually not

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Flexing on these fools with a…Hyundai? To quote Katt Williams, “what part of the game is this?!?”

If all else fails, you can always go on LinkedIn and stunt on your connections with a moderately priced SUV.

I have a Hyundai, they are solid cars, but this isn’t work related and it’s not a flex.

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Anyone else hate when people overuse the word “right?” when they speak? - - that’s part of the being a consultant, right, you need to look and sound the part, right, or you won’t be taken serious right.

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Said no one ever

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TD hardo showed up in green pants socks and shoes 😭😭

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Working on a post to see if I can get picked up in here. Wish me luck.

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Cringe or not?

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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“intelligence, passion, and commitment” and it’s only week one.

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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Made a series of terrible mistakes. Recently took a job at ACN, 2 weeks later I posted the cringiest humblebragy post on LinkedIn and fast forward 2 weeks and I realize that I was bamboozled into taking this job which was horrible mistake to accept.
I look at my LI post with 100s of likes and feel totally ashamed.

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Not super cringey but has made me slightly jealous, I need to get out of this corporate world 😂

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Recruiter reaches out on Wednesday “based on your experience you seem like a good fit” you respond on Wednesday.. crickets. Then today (less than a week later) Recruiter: “thanks so much for getting back to me. Unfortunately this role has been filled” 😂😂😂 well dang, that was quick!

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This guy is just a bunch of quotes over pics of him in a fedora.

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Best response!! 1/3

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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