EPP texts me all the time and on the weekends. I think she wants to get in my pants.
Ugh

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Why the ugh?

It’s the curse of vanity

The curse of being good looking is that every woman assumes you wanna get in their pants

What is EPP?

That is a VERY funny acronym to use casually 😂

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