Evaluation feedback “I want you to move slower, until I need you to go fast.”

Looking to transition into Tech Sales from Forex industry

Any ideas the relocation package for McKinsey (Orlando to NYC)?

How much we can ask for 10+years guy? Company is giving less 90k

Congratulations to everyone who got promoted! 💫🎉 As we get more information over the next week, Creating a single thread for people to post their Rating tiers, hikes and bonus %ages.

Level- Optional

Practice Name - TC/MC

Good to have a consolidated thread for the same.

P.S. Admin - Can this be pinned so it is easier to track?

Please help me to choose between IBM and PwC SDC Bangalore.

YOE: 2
Technology: Oracle Fusion technical

Please compare on WLB, annual hikes and job security. Which would be a better choice.

Hi Fishes,

I have given my interview in HCL and cleared 1 TP, 1 hcl manager & Client TP and Client Manager rounds .
In initial screening HR told the generic statement of 30-40% and I have given my ask as 50% minimum. After clearing the rounds I heard from the project team that Client has given great feedback and wanted to take me in .
What is the % I can ask in HR Discussion and will they reject in HR if I ask more now .
I have 9.5 years total experience and role is Storage Architect.
Thanks

Received offer two days back. It's mentioned as L & T instead of LTI Mindtree... After merger, it's okay to receive offer with just mention of L &T

In the history of recorded time, has a deal ever signed when it was scheduled to sign?

How is job security at S&P Global Market Intelligence Ahmedabad location for financial modeling ?

I have 3.2year experience before salary negotiation hr told me calling you regarding offer letter release matter issue next day he called me and said we cannot pay 10 lakh,we can pay 8.5 lakh as per tcs standard & asked me if u haveother offer,I said I have another offer of 9 lakh from mid sized company I said by any chance you can give 9.0 he said send offer i will take approval from my lead and release offer next day but it been 3 days i didn't got will he drop my candidature or get back to me

I’m dying to go in-house. Any advice/tips/help/connections/anything? I’m located in NYC!

Hate finding a mistake in my work days after I psychotically checked it and thought it was solid. Any tips on avoiding this in the future?

How long does it take to physically receive the RFE letter mail? My tracker mentioned RFE on 12/10..

Hi,
My offer as Operations Engineer with Oracle fusion apps got struck due to hiring freeze since June 2022. I am desperately waiting on this.😅

Any idea when hiring freeze will be lifted?

What's maximum salary natwest can offer with
Yoe-4
Tech stack- java ,springboot, microservices. Current CTC -8.4 Lpa all fixed.

If I am applying for an L7 role, does it matter if an L3-4 level person is putting in the referral for me?

What does role - director of product management at Dell do? Is it possible to exit as a new M?

Is 76k a year low for Senior BI Analyst? MBA in Business Analytics, 3 years of experience, python, R, Tableau, Alteryx, experience with data science as well (predictive models), SQL.

Co-worker 1: why are you so mean?

Co-worker 2: I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Deal?

Me👂👂to 1 + 2: 😬🍿😂

Filling out our millionth Change Request...

“Is there a GYAR (RAG) change?”
“No... we can’t get any darker than Red”
[Slams head against desk]

What would you do?

Your teammate with the same title and pay as you is at your desk all the time for help. I'm definitely open to helping - but sometimes "help" is basically the whole job - it feels like I'm doing both jobs lol and it almost feels unfair that we both get paid the same or very close (Colorado, so pay transparency). The teammate has been with the company for longer than me.

“If you go to jail, can you use PTO?”

Boss: "Aren't you supposed to be on PTO?"
Overworked employee: "I'm not here in spirit."

"I feel asleep eating a sandwich"

“We treat people like people first here so I want to tell you more about the team” Proceeds to walk me through the team chart, when each person joined, when they got married, when they had kids. End presentation, nothing added - no hobbies, no personality quirks, nothing

I recently realized that the people who use the Oxford coma vs those who do not use the Oxford coma align with the people who I do not like and there people I like.

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

Boss1: “Here, sign these.”
Me: “A job description addendum?”
Boss1: “To supplement your contract so you know what’s expected of you.”
Me: /starts reading/
Boss1: “What the—are you actually reading that?!”
Me: “Heck yeah, there might be something about my soul in here.”
Boss1: “Nah, it’s just stuff about conducting yourself appropriately, professional manner in action and speech, blah blah blah.”
Me: (dryly) “…I’m guessing these aren’t in YOUR contract.”
Boss1: /cracks up/

Boomer: If these new hires are worth anything, they should show up at least 30 mins early for their first day.

Me: 🙄

"We should have kept the staff at 50% all last year."

“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

Client talking about a problem: "this is the largest gaping hole I see, it keeps me up at night"

Other client: "hmm… let’s move on"

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?