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Ever left a dumpster fire in your wake on your way out at a client? How'd you handle it?

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By lighting a cigarette and dropping it into a pool of gasoline and slowly walking away as an epic explosion shook the earth behind me

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I cackled on my way out

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Were you responsible at all for the mess?

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