Getting back to the travel is like going for a new job. Can't believe I left my child behind again.
Do you know what the maternity leave policy at your firm is? Mine is 3mos unpaid leave, which I think is quite stingy. 😣😣😣
Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.
Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑
Which work-paper is "your baby"
"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL
Manager from another office that I'm close with just had a baby. Should I get a gift? What's the appropriate action?
I am rewatching thrones and seeing how Robb didn't listen to his mother when it comes to his girlfriend is so relevant to my life
Omg, this manager is talking someone through video call controls like a child... I think this is the other person's first time. 😁
Every time someone jokingly says "You only got into Stanford, because you're black", a baby alpaca dies.
Just gonna put this out there: found out today that my pops had a kid out of wedlock. Kid is 24yrs old. Mom is crushed. That and I have my CRT on Friday. Fuck!!!!
I'm an Indian outlaw, half Cherokee and Choctaw, my baby she's a Chippewa, she's one of a kind...
My kid won't stop grabbing at my tits and singing "boobie boobie boobie boobie boobie." I think my husband is to blame.
"It's a man baby!!!!!"
This lady next to me on my flight had a baby and asked if I would it while she went to the bathroom. Before I could say anything, she shoved the baby into my hands and walked off. Who does that?
Hah. Just met the father of the partner on my case on my flight. Let the childhood stories begin...
"Baby if you were my wife I would treat you like a princess & wouldn't let you work". "But honey would like to take care of my JD and MBA debt too?" Silence.
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What's the longest period of time you have had to wait to get credentialed before starting a new position?
Country wide, everybody in my company is applying to the same bschool. Essentially same competitive pool. This will be fun.
I called in sick today and ended up watching "Walking Dead" marathon while having soup in bed. Almost felt like college days. Except when the phone rang and I had to take an urgent client call.
Don't you guys get frustrated when we get emails from leadership saying how well our project/firm is doing, but all we get as reward is their useless thank you email
Team dinner? More like, Let's sit around for four hours and do nothing while the introvert shrivels up and dies.
Post MBA salary progression- what do people expect to make at 2, 5, 10 years after MBA at their respective firms?
Is it just me or is there something incredibly fulfilling about ordering seamless and answering emails in a hangover haze on Saturday mornings?
That awkward moment when you're sitting in Orals for an RFP and the client says they don't understand what role you've been brought in to discuss...
Just had a performance review with my SM while drinking Jack and Cokes in the Delta lounge... As God intended it to be.
who says you gain weight in this job? I eat so much aderall to work 80 hours a week there is no need for food
The Modern Meeting: Call In, Turn Off and Tune Out http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/06/business/the-modern-meeting-call-in-turn-off-tune-out.html
Woke up Friday morning hungover AF, joined a 7AM Lync call, and accidentally hit video, resulting in ~100 of my closest friends seeing me in all my naked glory. Friday's.
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