Every notice guy is like "prod ke saath sax kar dunga pata bhi nai chalega"

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Kavi kehna chahta h ki " notice period me agar pressure diya toh prod ki maiyya bhaiyya hone ke pure aasaar(chances) hain"

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Ye sahi tha guru🤣

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