Every person on LinkedIn who adds "innovator" to their headline are the least innovative people I've worked with: a CIO who is narrow-minded and stuck in his ways, an inept account manager, the least competent person on a former team of mine...

Please stop self-proclaiming you're an "innovator".

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Colleagues from my previous job do this and I just laugh.

Another one that makes me laugh is when clients write stuff like "Be a part of something great" "join innovative, forward thinking team" in their LinkedIn job posting, when they are faaaaaaar from that. Straight up lies.

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What was their real title? 🤣

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