Every software development project ever

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So...has an instance where we signed the contract to do JavaScript work. Client wouldn’t let us see the code before contract was signed but assured us it was JavaScript. Got there...it was java. They said “well it’s all the same”...umm...no

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Mid sprint: okay here are the business requirements. U gud now?

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My current client - they asked me if the developers could start this week. No use cases built, no environments set up and the old code hasn’t been checked in. I didn’t roll my eyes - just redirected.

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I need to field a quantitative survey for Marketing for a client. I have the survey but now need the respondents. Someone recommended Cint, but I’m not having luck getting my request answered. Anyone got a good (responsive) source where I could buy a panel of ~500 respondents with a specific profile? TIA.

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Definitely going to be a noobie question!

My client's medical provider asked for his PIP ledger: how do I get that? Just send a LOR to the carrier and ask?

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What happens when you literally CANNOT get tasks or assignments done because of other tasks or assignments? For context I’m out of town for work, had three 14 hour days with the client/ product, now have two different decks due today and am traveling home by air until 10pm. My bosses attitude is like “well why not?” about this whole scenario. Trying to work on deck in my downtime but also need to like…eat…and sleep.

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Does anyone have naming project exercises? Never done this before and don’t want to fail🤦🏻‍♂️

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When you need to get off of a client asap

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Hi Sharks, Yesterday I joined IBM and today I got the name of people's manager. I asked him to share w3id password and other details. Also I asked him about project. he is saying he doesn't have any projects and asked me to contact him after 3 months. How should I proceed ? Please help. Infosys Tata Consultancy IBM Capgemini Cognizant

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Hi, after doing project and program mangement for 6 years I joined EY GDS last year with high hopes, but soon I realised that nothing is done at EY GDS on the name of project management. It's just about charging as many hours as we can simply as any other resource. Not even basic project management in followed. Projects are undertaken and wrapped up somehow. So I am planning to move out, any guidance and need help for referrals.

YOE -11+

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How do you know your true worth? And once you know, how do you make sure you get it?

I am on a team that manages relationships with the banks that hold brokerage accounts for a large Asset Management firm. I have gained an enormous amount of experience (relationship mgmt, project mgmt, analysis), and compensation is decent - $85k base with $25k bonus - but I have no idea what my top earning potential would be if I switched companies or pursued another role. What is the best way to find out?

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Any good ice breaker suggestions for a new client meeting?

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The kids that did the group projects alone grow up into the consultants that have to over develop their deliverables so the client doesn’t notice how poorly developed their teammates’ deliverables are 🤡

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We encountered an issue with a car dealership client where they record a used car in their inventory based on their current valuation and a lower cost is paid for the purchased cars. They call the difference as "undernet" and this practice is common for the industry as per client. Based on IAS 2 an inventory should be recognised lower of cost or NRV. Anyone who encountered this issue with their client before? Can you share your experience and how did you resolve this issue?

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Any tips for a first-timer? I'm just starting and plan on hitting up the grocery store at the client site. Any must-have grocery items you recommend?

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I'm a fresher and I joined TCS with a wish to work on Developing Projects.. but somehow they put me in a BPS Project and i didn't complete a year also. I just wanna change the project immediately. Can you suggest me how to do so?

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What's the best project you've ever worked on -- and why?

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“Does your wife pull your hair during sex?” - what’s the wildest thing a client has ever asked you?

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What is leave policy at capgemini, when does the balance leaves lapse , is it Dec or March end ?

Also does it vary if employee follow client leave policy ?

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I joined pwc almost 2months before not yet billable, working in a temporary project as non billable resource, is it safe ?

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Anyone familiar with working for Kiavi/LendingHome? My experience is in private equity and structured products, I’ve been wanting to leave that and enter real estate for a while.

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I had no idea what an HMBradley was until today... 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Am I crazy for loving banking? You all are making me think so.

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Banner ads, yay or nay? Do they play a role or do clients just love them?

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Looking for feedback on employment with Amtrust and/or Plymouth Rock if anyone has experience working for either company in the Casualty Claims department.

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Hey Guys,

I applied for an associate job in PXC India on November 4.

My status is currently under review.

How much time does it take for the application to be rejected or accepted??@PWC

Picked up some more stuff this week... 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Is there like a convenience type store in the Chicago office? More than just the cafe on each floor?

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