Every time I do a separate statement

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Partner: "I have no idea what you did to this document.'
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Me and the page breaks in a document the other day. 🙄

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Additional Posts in Law Memes

“Thanks to me, everyone who bought Kraft Mac n’ Cheese in the last 5 years will get a 50¢ off coupon and my managing partner will get a third Bentley”

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Maybe just maybe I chose the wrong profession 😆

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Wishing your inboxes a quiet late afternoon on this fine Friday 😬

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Free my boy!

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“And yet a trace of the true self, exists in the false self.” 😂 @NonEquityPartner

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To Do
+ send emails
+ call about case
+ draft thing
+ enter time
+ cry

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No offence but 😂😂

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I have forgotten what commuting is like.

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For the small claims lawyers who have to keep dealing with insane pro se litigants:

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All days are work days

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@NonEquityPartner keeps it too real

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Saw this one today... Lol

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Can confirm “ability to clam down anxious associates” haha

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It’s you (litigators).

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And then the first assignment hits.

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Well at least that clears that up

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Is this a sign that I need to quit

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From an Instagram story I just saw.

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Billin’ on a Friday night

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