Everybody loves dogs but women’s loud reaction to dogs is a predictable cliche and a bit annoying.

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Man here — my loud reaction to dogs is also predictable, cliche, and annoying

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Same same bruh

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“Women’s loud reaction” is quite a generalization for half the population

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I love them and they make my day. I will continue to squeal 😇

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My people 🤍

Oh my GOD not a LOUD reaction by a…woman! <gasps in misogyny>

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I will not apologize

Now let me pet that cute doggy omgggggggg awwwww

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OP, please complete this quarter's DEI training. You clearly need it.

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I don’t love dogs

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A dog would never say this.

Or a gentlemen.

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Lol. I get loud when they come at me. 😤 Got a scar on my face from one that came outta nowhere.

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You hate it because you think it’s put on, or what?
Or you just hate joy in all forms?

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OMGGGGGGGGGGG is that like a puhhhpeee??? I L.O.V.E. cute little puppersssssssssss!

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Everybody loves dogs but dogs' loud reaction to dogs is a predictable cliche and a bit annoying

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Oh my god!!!!!!!!

*gawd

But the dog usually loves it so that's all that matters.

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