Everyone has a number. How much would you have to be paid to work on the Trump 2020 campaign?

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I'll take $200k and tank the entire thing in the process

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We’re in advertising, we’ll sell anything for the salary we’re paid. I sold my soul and dignity a long, long time ago...

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1 billion then I'll use it to give back to the community he has targeted and will pay for immigration lawyers

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I make Obama Watches. These aren’t the expensive version, they are the pop version. Since 2008 I’ve made 31 different Obama watches. In 2008 one of the most popular ones was “Love your Mama. Vote Obama.” Now the most popular one is “Barack Around the Clock.” President Obama has 5 of them and 3 are in the Smithsonian.

I spoke to Kellyanne Con-woman twice about the possibility of making the Trump inaugural watch

I thought about it for s split second. Then decided I couldn’t do it. Ever

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Unless it just says "Time's Up"

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$1,000,000,000/year

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Dunno about paid, but it'll cost you dignity/hour

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AD 1 - nice

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Yeah, no

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I’d do it for free just to laugh as all my liberal coworkers choked on their tears once more.

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How much do you imagine a hit on Trump would cost? Minus taxes. Bc the answer is “That, plus cost of living."

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Trying hard not to get a visit from the secret service - yeah, I'll just pass on this question

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I wouldn’t do it.

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I would do it, but all my messages would be ambiguous and able to work in reverse. Like
AMERICA! WE CAN DO BETTER!
TRUMP: THE BEST IS YET TO COME

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the cost of his life

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No

Never.

Imagine being stupid enough to even jokingly threaten the president’s life online 😂

All the money in the world wouldn’t get me near that orange scum bag baby man

I don’t have a price. A woman has to have a line she won’t cross.

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