Everyone whines about our dates (including yours truly) so what makes you a great catch?

What do you bring to the table ☕

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Above 6” 😉

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Only 6”?

I’m a eater . 🥺

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Depends if you are worthy of it 💅☕

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6 feet and 2 inches.
Those are separated measures.

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2 kids from a previous wedding

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Nah, hence the divorce

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I bring the table.

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This is very good quality humour. Keep it up

And I’m way above 6’.

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Great kisser, not boring, has her own life, smart, makes good money, no drama

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FDD where you be 😂

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Above 6’

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My thirst for toxicity

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I'm a 7 on a bad day
Know who I am and what I want
Honest & communicative
Caring heart and well endowed
Will make jokes for laughs
Your parents will love me
Will try anything twice

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Fortune favors the bold, go get em tiger

I bring nothing and that’s why I’m alone and don’t go on dates

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Here’s a cookie 🍪

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I can give you attention, then leave.

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Interesting mind, attractive with a unique look, love the outdoors

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MBB

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Working 80hr/week. How's that helpful to me 😂
I can just give a bat signal to married Partners and they will probably have more time than you 😂🤣😂🤷🏾‍♀️

Laid back and good sense of humor.

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I am extremely humble

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I hope under promise and over deliver

I can carry all the grocery bags into the house in one trip.

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Exactly !

OP what do you bring to the table now that you know I’m a proud eater. 🙂

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Queen your throne awaits you 🙂

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Conventionally pretty, very witty, very goofy, bilingual, exceptionally good taste.

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Whoever told you I was a great catch lied to you. 🤥

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