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Ex-bf posted on social media to say he was so turned on thinking about new gf during an international flight that he went to the restroom so he could [ahem ahem], then he used the resulting “fluids” to draw a heart on the bathroom mirror. HE DREW IT WITH HIS STUFF. Important context: he’s 33 freaking years old, has PhD, and we broke up partly because he couldn’t express affection. So, this is… evidence of personal growth?!🥴 I can’t even be jealous because I’m just so like wtf, 🤮🙄🤦‍♀️!

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This is psychopath series killer… you should report to the airline

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I would love to see the comments this guy got after posting this picture on his social media

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I have to confess, I was a little afraid that posting this would result in a bunch of guys responding like, “Who cares, I do this all the time, we all do!” and then I’d have to join a convent. So, from that perspective, I appreciate the responses! 😅

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Posting it on the socials just seems like a cry for help Who’s scheduling the intervention?

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OP 😳 YOU DATED THIS… … … I want to say PERSON but that would be so wrong. 🧐🧐🧐

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I can’t decide what’s worse: him doing it or him posting about it on social media

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My vote is social media

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Ma’am, this is exactly the type of content I came here for.

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Why you still following this 🗑️ can?

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Girl block his ass. It’s not even worth the entertainment value.

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It’s only real love if he licked it clean.

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New TikTok challenge?

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This is some serial killer s* right here

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This!

This guy is actually crazy. He needs help.

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For real.

You so dodged a bullet. Hope you’re celebrating because this is just so wrong and 16 at best.

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I'd say you dodged a bullet, but it's more of a nuclear weapon

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This person is very likely a serial killer.

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I was going to say the same thing.

This man need JAYSUS

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I’m wondering how you even dated him

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It seems like she turned him out. Either her 🐱 is top tier, or she pegged him. Either way, they deserve each other.

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OP could you please share the comments to his post? 🙏🏼

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Proud to be of service, Accenture🙇‍♀️

Dear god. It’s one thing to do it, a whole other thing to PUBLICLY post about it

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I was almost certain this was fake. I’m at a loss of words. How did this dude convince you or the new girl to date him

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I mean, how could I even make this up?!

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Why the hell would he post this?

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