Excuse me while I go freeze my eggs and prepare to die alone/adopt 9 cats ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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All you need to do is say youโ€™ll be offline at 6p. Set your boundaries.

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For some reason you sound like an analyst.

Only newish analysts act this dumb.

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None of my practice leads work with testers to fix bugs.

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Autosuggest: โ€œI knew you wouldโ€ is missing the mandatory side-eye with that statement

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PREACH ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

To be fair, you could probably signal your priorities better if itโ€™s not work lol

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Is this supposed to be impressive?

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Does it need to be impressive to post ๐Ÿง get outta here SC1, I hope my date is more impressive than you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Why are you beating around the bush so much? Just say ok but I have a hard stop at x.

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Did you make the date, OP?

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I did! Thanks for asking

Haha youโ€™ll be okay. Should be able to take both.

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