EY 1- talks a lot but nobody is listening.
DB 1 - Barclays 1’s little brother
JPM 1 - goldman 1 less attractive friend
Managing Director - is probably an associate at best
McKinsey 1 - wears tight colored maroon pants
Pwc 1 - made it to UBC video interview and got extremely nervous

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You’re the man for posting this. You’re definitely right about a few of those bozos not saying which ones 😄😄😄

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I take pride in being the biggest bozo in this bowl

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You should find a hobby imo

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This is...interesting...

Symetra 1 - is not as funny as they think

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TC or gtfo @Symetra.

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