Fact: 100% of iPhone owners have joined a call late because they had to untangle their apple headphones.... #alternativefacts

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Also because the host of the meeting never learned how to properly format the dial-in

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Also all phone users

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AirPods bro. #glowup

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We'll forgive you as you're new. Try again.

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I don't think that's an alternative fact.

Try harder

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