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fat, single and frustrated. How do people find friends with benefits

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Rule 1. Be skinny Rule 2. Don't be fat

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Also hookers bro, that's what they're for

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Be less fat. Get some adderall, eat once a day. You'll lose a pound a day

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Plenty of big girls on tinder

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Take care of yourself first... once you feel better about yourself the rest will come. Confidence radiates

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If you're a guy being fat isn't your problem. Find a new excuse why you aren't getting laid.

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My friend who is 5'1" is morbidly obese and gets laid more than any of us. He's a raging ass hole, about as reliable as a 70's American sedan, and has the worst acne for a man his age I have ever met. But he's funny and charming, and manages to punch dramatically above his weight with women.

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Bx do girls get wet when you tell them who's your employer?

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Nope

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Ibd analyst 1 is the man

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You just killed my dreams

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Stay fat & eat more McDonald's. You'll find a girl there.

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