Favorite phrase for "not too bright?"

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Bless their ❤️

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Props to OP - this is one of the more entertaining topics we've had on here recently! 👍

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The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

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Trump supporter

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One french fry short of a happy meal. 🍟

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"Client counterpart"

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More of a wears a name tag kinda guy

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Lights are on but nobody's home

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Shallow end of the gene pool

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PURE (Previously Undetected Recruiting Error)

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"Hold the Door"

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Driveway doesn't quite reach the road

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Mouth breather

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An oxygen thief

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Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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Mongoloid

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I can explain it for them, I can't understand it for them.

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^as in shouldn't be trusted with a knife and fork

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Dumb AF

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@PWC2 I wouldn't use that one if I were you. That's fairly offensive.

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