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Favorite “The Offce” quote? I’ll start, mine is “No God. No God Please, No. No. No. NOoOoOoo”. Cus I repeat this every morning 🙃

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“You guys, I’m like really smart now, you don’t even know. You could ask me, ‘Kelly, what’s the biggest company in the world?’ And I’d be like, ‘Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah,’ giving you the exact right answer.”

Me after one promo

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Michael: (To David Wallace) "David here it is, my philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."

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“I wouldn’t say I’m superstitious, but I am a little stitious”

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Dwight: “When no one would take headed of my instructions."

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I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them.

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Would I rather be feared or loved? I would have people be afraid of how much the love me

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K.I.S.S.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

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“You expect to get screwed by your company, but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.” - Michael Scott

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Ryan used me as an object

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I love catching people in the act, that's why I open doors so quickly

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Well well well, how the turntables....

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Creed -" when Pam gets Michaels old chair, i get Pams chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.."

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Well, well, well, how the turntables have turned.

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"identity theft is not a joke, Jim!!! millions of families suffer every year."

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