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Feel confident when silently farting when masks are on. What are the other uses of everyone wearing masks?

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Keeps your face warm in the winter

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Helps keep men from starting unwanted conversation. Easy to look uninterested, hide my hot face, and pretend I didn’t notice them talking to me

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Hide breakouts though ironically those are perpetuated by the mask so vicious circle

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Not to protect myself from covid of course

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What courses would you suggest to get there ?

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