Feels like I am being designated as the escape goat for a project because I had the least amount of visibility. What do you do

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Maybe it's your lack of familiarity with common idioms and not your lack of visibility?

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D1 savage

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You should escape

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OP right now:

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Where is this goat trying to escape to?

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Manage up

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Escape, goat!!!

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Find a new job ASAP

Maybe it is your fault :)

Escape G.O.A.T.?

The original translation from Hebrew to English in 16th century was actually escape goat, so don’t feel too bad!

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