Fellow Auditors, Since we all are aware that there has been a sudden pay rise of 20-30% in recent past (6M - 12M) specially for experienced staff to Manager level due to acute shortage of resources at ground level. Hence, I sometimes wonder as to who has borne all this extra cost so far. Is it the Equity Partners or the Client 🤔 In case Partners, than I really think that even though current hot market might have boon for the most but absolutely nightmare for the Partners group. Contd. below.

There is so much drama within senior leadership on my project that it would make the offspring of a threesome with The Bachelorette, Grays Anatomy, and a soap opera look like a sitcom.

Anyone ever look around the client office, find someone your age looking through Reddit aimlessly and think "fuck they're so lucky"... I do the same thing when it's 4pm and he's packing up to leave

Oh! Another personal project with Trump.

How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.

Been stuck on the same dead end project for a year and have lost all motivation and fucks to give. Tips?

Im one of the few traveling people on my project. SO gets jealous when I have dinner with team members of the opposite sex. How do I explain that it's normal in consulting?

Revenue testing when you weren't involved with anything client related all year. Testing approach is messy as fuck. Client is terrible. I'm all for accepting challenges but this is BS

Is dating a client against policy? I haven't started but it is almost there. Or should wait until the project ends?

TFW your Indian music app accidentally bangs out loud music at the client.

If Trump was a consultant. Client: can you deliver this? Trump: I'll tell you at that time. I'll keep you in suspense

Senior simply copy pastes my work and sends it to client. What the fuck is this? I don't understand how incompetent some people can be

Missandei goddamn girl. Would love to get staffed on a market penetration project with her. Just sayin

Just got on the bench and I’m really considering trying to transfer to AFS. I have a puppy and my last role was remote so it was easy to be with him but I don’t want to get on a traveling project...

Got to the client site and realized I forgot my charger at home fml

So the VP of HR at my client was caught with a prostitute in his office this past weekend. Booooom!

So am dating this girl and she is wish washy about me traveling.. on a local project now. How you guys deal with it ?

The "its-getting-late-I-can't-function-but-client-review-is-tomorrow" FML moment when you double check your calendar and realize that client review is NEXT Tuesday...

Project at a tech company - what is a good / fun thing to do for a workshop break (30 min, < 10 people)? Past examples: team walk to coffee shop, puppy petting set up in another room

Worth meeting up with someone from an online dating app in your client city during the weekdays?

Living it up in the city.

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Changed my company but it didn't update!

Testing for sound!

I feel like a mother f*king zombie.

Sometimes I think about how much time I've wasted making decks look perfect but then there are also those times that I look back on a deck and think "Damn, that's one pretty looking deck."

When you immediately start looking for a job after your promotion and raise... For more money....

Does your firm do experienced lateral hiring?

Delayed 40 min because a kid threw up in the back of the plane? Free upgrade to the first row is especially sweet today

Is the grass really greener in industry?

Entering my 15th week unstaffed for the year. Does Deloitte do layoffs for low utilization? Mine is around 60%

What do we think between Wharton and Tuck? Is it a no-brainer?

For those planning on leaving their current firm, how do you go about interviewing? Do you request Skype interviews, take PTO, schedule them on Fridays, etc.? Any advice is appreciated!

"Recruitbig4@gmail.com" emailing work emails 😩😭😭😭

Need advice on buying a home. Wife wants a $700k house, I think $500-600K is high enough. Am I being too stingy?

Churn success...New Chase joint checking w/spouse for $300, new CSR for her (she has great credit + our income) w/33k limit. That's a productive Saturday morning!