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Female 🐠! What is your opening line when you match with someone on a dating app? Do you just say "hi"?

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Do you date white girls?

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As a guy, that was what I mostly got from girls on bumble....

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Find one thing on their profile and ask something about that. Clearly if they include it on a dating profile they care about it.

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Are you the same DD who didn't respond to my burner after a long conversation about how guys don't respond to text messages? 😝

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Well I'm going to plan another HH next week so maybe you'll come. There's my pickup line

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"I am too lazy to cook dinner tonight, let me eat you instead"

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"That's a nice squat booty you've got there, I'd like to introduce it to my face"

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You down?

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This is a legit question because lots of girls don't like the basic hi, but then get creeped out if u try to say something sweet or nice. So what really is the best approach?

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28, F, DC. That's my approach

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Men are simple. You can throw any lazy message their way if you're good looking. For messaging women find something you can relate to in their profile and ask about that. No copy paste no pet names no asking for sex or sexy talk.

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I delete anyone who can't be bothered to read (some aspect of) my profile and make conversation based on it.

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28/M/DC hi Booz

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I enjoy the fish bowl love connections

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I get more responses saying "Hi, how's everything?" than trying to discuss something interesting in their profile

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Also A/S/L?

Do those ever work?

I say "hey hey" if there's nothing I get from their profile that works. If they're interested in me enough from my profile I think any opening should work.

Male 🐠- what would you like to see/hear?

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