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I would improve WLB but I wouldn't give up on company objectives.

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I would make more but I wouldn’t work less.

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1. Increase tweet length to 281 by EOY 2022, 290 by 2025. 2. Fire everyone.

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I would try to become level 5 leaders as described in good to great book by Jim collins and would not hire average people, hire only great people.

Good to great was a phenomenal book!

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I would hire more intelligent people than me but I wouldn't expect them to perform as much as me since it's my company.

1. get rich 2. die trying *mic drop*

Make fewer sexist comments but I wouldn't like it

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Not crashing anymore.

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Ah now it did.

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What's your favorite consulting lingo?

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Worst onsite consulting locations? Mine was San Antonio... I have a tough time finding good eats in the area.🍗🍣🍔

Folks with student loans, what's your monthly payment like? My loan is super expensive (14.5%) and a huge chunk of my salary goes in to it. Want to see what everyone else is doing!

I'm just sick of being on those huge projects that last forever and hard to roll off from.

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Anyone else hear about layoffs coming for S& people with low bill-ability? Heard this from a PwCer...any specific industry or region targets?

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I make 30/hr right now in tech pmo .. Should I quit to make 57/hr doing more or less the same work but on w2 for some indian firm with no incl benefits.. I'm married and do need benefits in some way

Fun exercise: Name your first official job, title, salary, and age when you started. I will start: McDonalds🍟, cashier💰, $6 p/h💸,15 years👼) #firstjob

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Hi fish. Interested in a role as solutions analyst in Accenture. Would anyone be able send a recommendation my way? Highly appreciated!

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Case interviews be like "Your client is a burger chain", reality be like "Oops, your client is a massive bank"

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Govt reopened for 3 weeks? Dare I feel relieved? Prez will declare emergency after that...at least folks can get paid for a while. What a nightmare

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At what point in your career did you start managing people?

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I'm definitely more productive remote. The office just provides too many opportunities for socializing. Plus I wouldn't feel ethical billing my client for my midday nap.

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How long does it take for my new title to get approved here? It’s been a week and a half now 😅

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Today’s Motivation: Corona Virus numbers will “Sky Rocket Downwards”

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TC for restructuring analyst at A&M out of undergrad?

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Any tips or best practices on meeting with a client for the first time? I'm not leading the engagement, but I'd still like to make a professional impression!

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Chances I could tell my client to fuck himself without getting fired? Would only do it verbally, not via email.

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