Finish this sentence: “If only I had a pet chicken...”

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That's such a Digitas question and answer. How is the Digitas Kindergarten these days? Enough play doh for everyone?

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... so that it could have 100 baby chicks so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend.

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I'll sell the eggs and quit my job

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@Digitas Killin' it in the reference game!

Yeah - we’re doing pretty well. How’s your play doh quantity? I’m going to guess it’s not great despite your inevitable snarky retort...bracing myself for it now

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