Fire alarm is going off in the hotel and I just got in bed. Think I’m gonna stay put

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It's a win-win. If it's a false alarm, you get to get some extra zzz's. If it's real and you die, well it means you get to reach the sweet embrace of death sooner. And you don't have to work for PwC.

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Get the F out of the bed. You have no idea it's not a fire.

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I put on pants just in case. Fire alarm went off and people are coming back to their rooms. 😴

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You gon die

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Savage.

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You’ll find out soon enough

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