First day back from 20 weeks of paternity leave and I miss my baby, even though I am wfh :(
I need my crypto to go the moon so I can retire and be a stay at home dad.

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Cutest thing ever 🥺

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D5, I’ve reflected on this point and I’d like to thank you for sharing it. It is a wonderful way to phrase it and it rings true for my wife and me. Thank you.

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Would recommend to marry a rich girl

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Most likely that shipped has sailed unless OP lives in a polygamous society

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Who’s giving 20 weeks paternity?!? Or maybe not in the US....

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Deloitte is 16 weeks for paternity, I took a total of 20 weeks with PTO.

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Don’t worry BTC will be 1mil in 5 years. Stack those sats.

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