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Ya girl made chicken pot pie tonight and I completely forgot to fork it around. Haha

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Heard ServiceNow has put a hiring freeze on practitioners from Accenture, Deloitte, and EY. Does anyone know when this will be lifted?

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Anyone here get irrationally angry when the fitted sheet gets undone while you’re sleeping?

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I’m BSing all of this and it’s getting kind of sus

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Stay positive, WFHers.

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Life goals 🙌🏽

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I’m walking into work already looking like the week defeated me

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