First time being sick on a client site. I would pay to be in my apartment instead of this hotel room.

When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup

Finally built up the courage to take full advantage of the beach by visiting the gf on a weekday. At 8:30pm I got an email saying be back for a project by 8:30am tomorrow. She lives 4 hours away...

When the only flight to your new project on the airline your loyal to is in the afternoon on Mondays... 😡

Choosing to be homeless for the next 3 months. Pad rented out to airbnber. Hopefully my project will keep me on for that time. I’m single, no kids and homeless. And loving it. #homelessconsultant

Our project's campus hires are starting to fight over ordering lunch, printing decks, and getting coffee. Soon the fist fights will begin.

What matters more to you? Promotion or gaining experience from the project you are on?

I sincerely do not like my project. What should I do?

Has anyone also struggled to get on a project as a new hire? Doing all I can (I think) networking, volunteering, speaking to staffing manager etc but can't seem to get off the bench.

I wonder which lucky firm(s) would get Fiorina's zero-based budgeting project

Accenture folks: where does the position "Junior Project Manager" rank in the hierarchy? Follow up question: what does the hierarchy look like?

I love the smell of client value creation in the morning. It's an interesting mix of analyst sweat and tears.

So, you need warm bodies on a project? And a "throat to choke"? When did I get a job in Dexter's kill room?

Being on the beach has a very specific threshold of total bliss to whoring myself out to whatever project is staffing #valleyofdeath #onmycouch

When you're three months into a project and still don't know WTF is going on.

Sunday, when you start looking forward to some solid client value creation on Monday.

when your project is over budget but somehow finds $10K for the holiday party 💁🏼

All I want for christmas is client value creation!

When a client repeatedly insists that a vendor belongs "in the negative bottom quartile"...

After 3 years in commercial, i decided to join a federal project. everyday now feels like a vacation.

Is there anything better than the pre-flight glass of wine on a Thursday?! Maybe only the unexpected client holiday... 🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍺🍺🍺

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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

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Testing for sound!

How great would office emojis be in this app?

For those who have been in consulting longer than three years, why have you stayed? What keeps you going?

Pregnant wife just returned from A meditation retreat and is craving Indian food. Any recommendations for decent/ authentic places in Dallas/ Irving area?

Tell me a secret you’ve been keeping.

Anyone else get on that 100k Amex Platinum offer a few days ago? Daydreaming about how I'm going use those points.

Anyone have a referral to TelAmeriCorp?

I used to read 2 books a month. Work out 3 days a week. Hike, play in an IM soccer team, socialize with friends and have enough energy for a 10 min call with my mom on Sundays. Than I got this job.

Are bonuses taxed at the Bonus rate or normal taxable income rate? My signing bonus seemed to be just normal taxable income so curious if this is across the board?

Personally it's difficult to embrace the hookup culture. Is it too much to hope to meet someone who keeps intimacy for SOs? 👄Am I the only one who thinks like this?

Probably going to join Equinox this week. Anyone want my referral bonus? (I think you get $250 if I say you referred me.)

Get on cross country JetBlue flight with extra legroom. Two overweight women are sitting next to me. FML